Oates' Stache -- Hall of a Weapon!

With any luck, John Oates won't ever play second banana to Daryl Hall again -- but he'll have to lose his boom-chicka-boom-boom moustache in the process.

Well, sort of: Primary Wave, the publisher that owns most of the Hall & Oates catalog is shopping around a cartoon called "J-Stache" in which John's upper-lip hair is used as a weapon to fell such evil stache-wearing villains as Tom Selleck and David Crosby. (If you're sensing irony in all this, you win!)

John Oates doesn't think the plan is hair-brained at all. In fact, he loves it: "Just as I'm represented as the John Oates of today, the mustache is the John Oates of yesterday."




See Also

• Blood Brothers
• Beatnik Termites
• Amsterdam: No Smoking, Unless It’s Pot
• Daughter of an American Gangster